Dr Carlton E Turner Shatters Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Dr Carlton E Turner is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Dr Carlton E Turner achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Dr Carlton E Turner remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Dr Carlton E Turner is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Dr Carlton E Turner was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Dr Carlton E Turner said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

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